Interstellar Socialism was born one day in 2020 when two friends, Michael and Lincoln, drank way too much Vietnamese coffee. Michael had purchased some artisanal Vietnamese robusta coffee beans from nguyencoffeesupply.com, and wanted to try them out. Both men were suffering cognitive difficulties, Michael from a bout of viral meningitis, Lincoln from Parkinson's disease. Robusta coffee beans have twice as much caffeine as arabica beans! The extra caffeine temporarily helped both men with their cognitive issues--so of course they set about solving the world's problems.

Confused by friends who claim to be socialist, or even Marxist, but profess to only want to be more like Sweden--which is neither--they came up with a more rational form of socialism which supports Medicare for All, education, bodily autonomy, LGBTQ+ rights, and a tax system which nurtures humans.

They also saw a chance to maybe sell some cool t-shirts!